My iPod is presently on holiday in California, getting special battery treatment in Silicon Valley. Thus, my runs of late have been very low-tech: no podcasts economics analysis to get me through those trying last miles. This is fine – I’ve gone through much of life without an iPod – but by Sunday, I was bored.

Enter Megan and Shelby, who kindly let me tag along on their Sunday morning long run (après rocking 5Ks, I should add).

I used to run in Central Park every Sunday, but haven’t done so for more than half a year. This morning made me remember, quite distinctly, why it was so awesome – constant distraction in the form of weird people/fast people/people you went to summer camp with/horse poop to hurdle over, water fountains, soft bridle paths, and, in the case of yesterday morning, awesome company.

Shelby left us around 7 miles, and Megan and I trotted along at an 8:00ish pace until she left too. And because I just can’t make a run easy, I picked it up for miles 11.5-13 at about a 6:45 pace. Because back in the day when I was training for stuff, I made long runs a real workout.

I think that mentality – make my long runs worth it is going to have to make a triumphant return. And I’m going to tell y’all that you should consider amping up your long runs as well.

Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “Are you on drugs? I’m freakin’ running for two hours out there while the rest of the world is eating pancakes? And you want me to work harder?”

Yep.

Here’s the thing: your long run counts as a quality workout. It’s not as intense as intervals or a tempo run, but you can’t argue that 12+ miles of aerobic exertion isn’t taxing. But after you get comfortable with the distance, there’s a lot more you can gain from your long runs if you run a little harder (pardon me while I skip the physiological evidence. I swear it exists, but I was an English major. So you really shouldn’t trust anything scientific that comes out of my mouth).

Adding marathon pace miles is pretty standard for marathoners – you get comfortable with race pace over a distance – but those of us who aren’t crazy like that can get a ton of aerobic and mental benefits from running shorter, faster bits within a long run. Is it pleasant? HELL NO. It totally throws a wrench in Sunday morning long run gossip fests. But think of it this way: you’re already awake, sweaty, maybe grouchy, so you might as well make your run work for you.

Some Very Non-Expert Tips for Having a Worthwhile Long Run

Fast finish: This is sort of what I did yesterday – for the last 2-4 miles of your run, pick up the pace to something around your tempo or half-marathon pace. This should feel hard. It is hard. But it will also make you more confident for your half marathons.

Middle tempo: Put that tempo in the middle! When I was training for the Healdsburg half marathon last fall (roughly using the Runner’s World Ultimate Half Marathon Plan), the longest one of these I did was six miles at half marathon pace in the middle of a 17-mile run (also done on a Monday morning before work because I frittered away my Sunday, but whatever). This felt terrible. It was really hard. And when things got hard in the half, I remembered kicking my own ass on a Monday morning, and picked it up. Try this one. It works. Things you can try are three to six miles at tempo, or two sets of 10 minutes at threshold (a bit faster than tempo pace).

Overall uptempo: Some people swear by an easy long run. My college coach didn’t, encouraging us to do our long runs a bit faster than our general aerobic, everyday training runs. Again, this pretty much zaps the enjoyment out of them (to a certain extent), but man, does it make you fit. So if you are me (lucky you!), and you do your normal runs between 7:45-8:15 pace, make that long run at 7:20-7:30 pace. Good times.

Strides: Okay. You told me to go screw myself with all of the above suggestions. FINE. But you reached the end of your long run feeling okay…do some strides. Those 100-meter pickups where you start kind of slow and sprint towards the middle? Yeah, you’re not going to love doing this after 15 miles, but I promise you that your legs – and turnover – will thank you.

As I said, I don’t have any studies in front of me that say that you ought to try these, but I do have anecdotal success. I also share with you the simple yet brilliant assertion Shelby made yesterday during our run: “Running is hard.” When you are uncomfortable, hurting, gasping for air – that’s pretty normal. Don’t be afraid to push yourself – that’s where the fun part starts.

And now for something much more exciting, a huge bruise on my dad’s arm!

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Taken right before dinner at Veggie Heaven in Montclair, N.J.

BLEAAARGH! That’s what I will do to you if you keep on dogging it on your long runs! Kidding. I forget the story of how he got this, but I think it involved falling on something.

Be careful out there, folks.

How do you do your long runs? Can you make a funny double entendre out of that question?